The question is, how much more white could it be? And the answer is…

None. None more white.
Ok, that’s not true. I don’t like everything on the list.
I’m a big fan of Stuff White People Like, and I’ve finally decided to rate my own whiteness by tallying up all of the items that I concur with. Also, I’m wicked bored and feel like killing a few minutes of this [...]

Almost a Dream Come True

I dream of  seeing the two remaining Beatles perform live, and tonight I found out that just such an opportunity has presented itself to me. But goodness, at what cost?
Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr will be headlining a benefit concert at Radio City Music Hall on April 4, which is fabulous because I happen to be [...]

Obviously, this is a product of excessive and unnecessary repression

I think I could have guessed this would be the case, but naturally, the brilliant folks at Harvard took it upon themselves to prove it:
Evidently, Utah leads the nation in the predilection for online pornography. (Seriously? All those wives and you still need porn?) Honestly, it makes sense. Countless Mormons hang their hats in Utah, [...]

A Striking Resemblance

I know this makes me an asshole, but I know I’m not the only one who noticed.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Just sayin’.

Dangerous Toys

I was really hoping this commercial would go away, but it seems that it won’t, and with Christmas so close, I have to say something.

Hasbro’s Rose Petal Cottage is helping girls and women take a big step backwards. I am a major advocate of non-gender-specific toys for children, and the Rose Petal [...]

Let’s Make America Fabulous

I am very saddened to learn that California voters have overturned Proposition 8. It baffles me that in an America that claims to be so rife with freedoms, people still want to dictate the ways in which others should lead their lives. The mantra of the religious right is that same-sex marriage poses a threat [...]

Congratulations, America

I am so very excited and hopeful for our country today, and I am confident that we are ushering in a new era in which America can again be all that it is meant to be – the world’s capital of justice, opportunity, prosperity, intellectual curiosity, open-mindedness, and freedom. Congratulations, America.

Girl In Progress

“F**k off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns. I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say… let’s evolve, let the chips fall where they may.”
-Tyler Durden
Today I have made the very important decision to become the Hunter S. Thompson sort of successful, instead of becoming successful the traditional [...]

Les brunes sont fabuleuses!

“Blondes are great, they’re gorgeous. But it takes a brunette to put a spell on you.”
-Unknown
Contrary to popular belief, blondes do not, in fact, have more fun. I would say that fun is equally divided amongst girls of all hair colors, and I think the blondes-have-more-fun misconception is a result of the sheer number of [...]

Another Epiphany!

I was reading up on Thomas Jefferson – I don’t remember why – and was excited to learn that he was a deist. And then I was even more excited to learn what deism entails, because it perfectly articulates my current philosophy:
“Deism is the belief that a supreme God exists and created the physical universe, [...]